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Doll Maker by eLouai Sent from IP: 24.198.86.36, at: 19:53:35 8 April 2006

when my neice was just shy of one year old...

7/4/07 when I originally uploaded - I'm going though old drafts and finishing everything!

If I were

If I were a beginning, I would be: "I am..."

If I were a month, I would be: August

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday

If I were a time of day, I would be: late night.

If I were a planet, I would be: Jupiter

If I were a season, I would be: Summer

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Jelly fish

If I were a direction, I would be: East

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: king-size extra-squishy bed

If I were a sin, I would be: Internet quizzes say Lust

If I were a liquid, I would be: Hot tea

If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: Zombie virus!

If I were a gem, I would be: Sapphire

If I were a tree, I would be: Oak.

If I were a tool, I would be: vice

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: lilac

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: violin

If I were an animal, I would be: Tiger.

If I were an emotion, I would be: satisfaction

If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccolli

If I were a sound, I would be: wind

If I were an element, I would be: Fire.

If I were a car, I would be: Nissan 350 z OR late-50's cadillac eldorado

If I were a song, I would be: “Demolition Lovers" - MCR

If I were a food, I would be: Dinner - steak, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, something green

If I were a place, I would be: Pisgah State Park

If I were a material, I would be: 350+ thread count egyptian cotton

If I were a taste, I would be: rock candy

If I were a scent, I would be: Clinique Happy, or a deep forest

If I were a religion, I would be: lol, I'd need a new one

If I were a sentence, I would be: I'm good.

If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: smile

If I were a subject in college, I would be: psychology

If I were a shape, I would be: circle

If I were a quantity, I would be: non-quantifiable.

If I were a colour, I would be: a very rich blue

If I were a thing, I would be: photo frame

If I were a landmass, I would be: carribean island

If I were a book, I would be: a fantasy novel

If I were a monument, I would be: gravestone

If I were an artist, I would be: me, but better

If I were a collection of poems, I would be: written by Poe

If I were a landscape, I would be: Forest

If I were a watch, I would be: one of the ones I saw in the Carribean with the fdifferent sized&placed numbers

If I were God, I would be: Artemis

If I were a vowel, I would be: A

If I were a consonant, I would be: D

If I were a formula, I would be: a cookie recipe

If I were a Science, I would be: physics

If I were a theory, I would be: something psychological

If I were a famous person, I would be: a rockstar

If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: an mp3 player

If I were sport, I would be: football

If I were a movie, I would be: Nightmare Before Christmas

If I were a cartoon, I would be: Fairly Odd Parents, or Ed, Edd, and Eddy

If I were an explorer, I would be: viking

If I were a scientist, I would be: probably unknown

If I were a relation, I would be: respect

If I were a river, I would be: Nile

If I were intoxication, I would be: well, I'd be intoxication, wouldn't I? That's a dumb one.

If I were alone, I would be: chilling.

If I were a question, then I would be: Does it explode?

If I were a hobby, I would be: inconstant - or reading. is that a hobby?

If I were a habit, I would be: picking my skin

If I were in an atom, I would be: invisible.

If I were an end, I would be: non existent

If I were you, I would be: you. That's another dumb one.

Found this lying around. lol.

Which Is Also the Title Of the Self-Help Book I'm Writing for Pubescent Girls

Girl (calmly): She's been having mood swings lately.
Older male friend: What?
Girl (calmly): Mood swings.
Older male friend: What?
Girl (angry): Mood swings, you ass bag!

--E Train

so, as it turns out, I am stll female.

Ok, my thoughts on this a re pretty disjointed, so I'm just gonna write it and maybe fix it later. No promises.

My favorite color is blue, despite many 5 year old's protestations that "blue is a boy color." I love to play football and basketball. I panic at the thought of trying to buy nylons or "feminine napkins," because there are just so freaking many choices, and I just don't know how it all works. I rarely date, but have many male friends. I go to a strip club (and you, yes you, mention that on my facebook and I will unfriend you. Maybe block you. My parents go on there. Or maybe just delete the comment and be pissy, but you get the point.) I am comfortable in a "protector/provider" role in my life. I could probably kick the crap out of most people I know. When women do that whole, "you know what you did wrong" act, I am completely baffled. No, I don't know what I did wrong. Cleaning was invented by satan. None of that makes me feel badly about myself, as some in my life have implied it should.

But it used to. Do you know why I keep my blog in more "feminine" colors (though I do love purples), and use sames with prefixes/suffixes like "lady?"I started doing it when I was 11, because one day I found out that all my internet friends thought I was a guy. I cried when I first found out. I'd never been properly "girly," and many kids had been unkind about that. It seemed like a further statement - "you're just not right." (it might make things clearer to remeber that I was in Christian schools and the like, if you know some of the traditional religious views on gender roles and behaviors.) It continues to this day - if I don't make it obvious, they assume I'm male. Some have even thought that I was perhaps transgendered. But I don't really mind anymore. Sometimes I correct them, "actually, I'm female, but it's ok," sometimes I just ignore it because their assumptions don't really matter to me, sometimes I play with it, pretend that I am a guy, to see how differently I'm treated and reacted to. The differences can be huge.

that's all I really have on the subject, it was more of a musing than anything else, but I've been wanting to blog, and I finally found my writing prompt. Thanks, Rita

really want this piercing

but the boss said no.

woohoo

happy 4 year blogging anniversary to me, and happy Christmas to you all! Now, to sleep! (so santa can come)

holy crap

...so, we leave cnn on all day at work, sound only, so I'm listening to Larry King live... and he's interviewing that beautyqueen or whatever who gave the ..."unpopular" answer to a question about gay marriage, andnow has a book called "still standing" ...
this bitch is either crazy or stupid.
He tried to ask her about her settlement and such involving being fired (I think) and all she'll say is that's confidential, and the real issue is they way the media victimizes conservative women, and Sarah Palin is her role model, and did I mention I wrote a book? **Giggle**
So he asked, when it came to light about your sex tape from when you were 17, and she interupts him that she's not interested in talking about that. He asks if she at least disclosed it to the miss america pagaent ppl, due to the morals clause in their contract, and she says... "that's not why I was fired. "
He knows that. That was not the question. Did she disclose it? "That is not why I was fired"
Repeat. He gives up.
Every question.... not the issue, I love Palin, I wrote a book. Giggle. (The giggle was unbelievably annoying)

Eventually, when he asked ANYTHING, she'd just respond with "That's confidential", eventually escalating to, "Larry, that's just not appropriate" (to a totally innocent question.) She even had a hissy fit and stopped talking to him when he took a phone call, cause apparently that was secretly against the rules.

Crazy.

Oh, by the way, women need to stick together, 'cause the media victimizes conservative women. But not liberal women. They have it easy. Everyone likes them. Yup. (I'm throwing this in with some other favorite ideas that I hear floating around... "black people can't be racist", "you can't understand opression like I do 'cause your ancestors owned slaves", etc. Sorry for the narrow focus there, those are just the 2 I hear most often. From uppermiddleclass types. And My family is french-irish and only in the US a few generations. ok, NOW I'm just bitching about pet peeves.)

Sorry about the amazing crappiness of this post, I'm typing while at work and listening to cnn

Don't you people use the internet?!

It has been 12 minutes since polls closed... WHY DOES THE NEWS SITE STILL SAY 0% OF PRECINCTS REPORTING?! HMMM?!
For God's sake people there are machines and computers and internet for a reason... so that I can know the answer NOW.
**to tense to wait much longer**

no on 1, please!

--EDIT--
That 11 pound kitten I mentioned in my last post? Well, I left my cat loving mother to feed him while I was away. He is now a 14 pound kitten. IT WAS ONLY 9 DAYS!

what have I been up to?

Not too much, really. Working, mostly. I've got a pretty good job, but financially life still sucks, so I'm gonna be looking for more...
Hmmm...oooo, my cats broke a window! don't know how, but they seem to have smashed out one of our window panes. It's two floors up, so it's not a security worry, but it is getting pretty damn cold outside...
Pluto-Panda is a big big baby now. He's an 11 pound kitty now... he was about 1 pound in the last pictures that I got to post! And he's sweet and loving, if a little annoying sometimes (he's only 7.5 months old though, that's normal.)
AND I'm going to Florida in a week and a half and an AFI concert in 3 days!
Good times...