GARRR
Ok, with that out of the way, holy freaking God, what the hell is all this shit?
My 17ish cousin is pregnant, Bean's brother's girlfriend is pregnant, they're both drug addicts, everybody's working all the time, Melisa's freaking crazy for 1 week every month (I mean well beyond what is expected or normal), and this last time she went and hurt herself. Now, on top of everything, our stupid little 'malt beverages' that we keep in the fridge are "mysteriously disappearing." Someone's drinking them and all she has to say is "I don't drink alcohol."
So, I repeat, GARRR
1 comment:
dear Facepalm,
in light of your current situation i strongly suggest the use of comedic banter to liven up moods.
however, in light of current pregnancies perhaps 'livening up' is the least of your worries.
perhaps a set of handheld whipping-toys for use on said delinquents?
i hear Cat-O-9-Tales is great entertainment this time of year.
*discounts offered on matching color-set*
yours intrusively,
Poetic Reaver
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