Black and Silver Butterfly Wings: 05.2009

Can I claim writer's block for blogging? Can't seem to muster anything, but I really want to write!
Hmmm, off to look up some topics... livejournal has prompts...

"Do you ever do anything now that you swore you would never do when you were younger? What is it?"
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I don't think it's quite safe to answer that one.
What a stupid question though.
Ok, my serious answer: I have friends, and I give people second chances.
I didn't have many trustworthy friends when I was younger. I think it's common knowledge that children are, for the most part, naturally self serving and social climbers. It's a developmental stage. But I was sort of the one that got singled out as weaker... the gimpy gazelle, of sorts (pardon the random imagery).
When I moved two states away from those worthless cretins (I call them that because most of them are now in their 20's and acting EXACTLY THE SAME as middle and elementary school -_- ), I swore, 'no more friends.' I was fairly certain "real" friendship was a sort of fictional construct, similar to the relationships in romance novels.
Lucky me I screwed up ;)

AND alright, I'm outta here.

So, these are pretty accurate.. not completely, sadly, but pretty damn close.
Some of the quizzes I'm just gonna save us all time and post links to them, because really, I only need to post the same results 1 or 2 times (taking 8 quizzes that tell me the same thing that I already knew about myself? that never gets old.)
So here we go, a whole new slew of personal info about me
In quiz result format. ;)

WHAT DOES YOUR BIRTHDAY SAY ABOUT YOU?

16 August 1986

Your date of conception was on or about 23 November 1985 which was a Saturday.

You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads:
You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446658.5.
The golden number for 1986 is 11.
The epact number for 1986 is 19.
The year 1986 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 12 Av 5746.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 13 Av 5746.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.13.4.14 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 13 tun 4 uinal 14 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 10 Dhi'l-Hijjih 1406 (1406-12-10).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 30 March 1986.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 4 May 1986.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 12 February 1986.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 18 May 1986.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 25 May 1986.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 4 October 1986.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 24 April 1986.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 11 February 1986.

As of 5/1/2009 9:00:20 PM EDT
You are 22 years old.
You are 273 months old.
You are 1,185 weeks old.
You are 8,294 days old.
You are 199,077 hours old.
You are 11,944,620 minutes old.
You are 716,677,220 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Vanessa Carlton (1980) Emily Robison (1972) Timothy Hutton (1960)
Angela Bassett (1958) Madonna (1958) James Cameron (1954)
Kathie Lee Gifford (1953) Lesley Ann Warren (1946) Eydie Gorme (1932)
Robert Culp (1930) Frank Gifford (1930) Ann Blyth (1928)
Fess Parker (1925) Charles Bukowski (1920) Menachem Begin (1913)

Top songs of 1986
That's What Friends Are For by Dionne & Friends Walk Like an Egyptian by Bangles
On My Own by Patti LaBelle & Michael McDonald Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
Stuck with You by Huey Lewis & the News Rock Me Amadeus by Falco
Kyrie by Mr. Mister Kiss by Prince & the Revolution
Papa Don't Preach by Madonna How Will I Know by Whitney Houston

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.24618395303327 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Sunday.
Your lucky number is 1 & 4.
Your ruling planet(s) is Sun.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Aquarius.
Your opposition number(s) is 8.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 107 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 23 candles.

Those 23 candles produce 23 BTUs,
or 5,796 calories of heat (that's only 5.7960 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.63 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1986 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1986 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1986 in the US there were 2,400,000 marriages (10%) and 1,159,000 divorces (4.8%)
In 1986 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1986 the population of Australia was approximately 16,138,769.
In 1986 there were approximately 243,408 births in Australia.
In 1986 in Australia there were approximately 114,913 marriages and 39,417 divorces.
In 1986 in Australia there were approximately 114,981 deaths.

Your birth flower is GLADIOLA

Your birthstone is Peridot

The Mystical properties of Peridot

Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade

Your birth tree is

Cedar, the Confidence

Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

There are 238 days till Christmas 2009!
There are 251 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.

THE ULTIMATE PURITY EXAM 2.0
**NOTE** - for clarity, this measures purity, so the percentages are percentage pure in that category. That might be really obvious, I dunno, I'm overtired.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Moderate Single Pink-Skinned 19 to 25-Year old Females (47 total)
Dating	34.62%	34.26%	24.06%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	40.91%	60.76%	50.32%	When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness	83.87%	77.32%	67.4%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	64.29%	75.01%	65.81%	A fool for love, but not always
Straightness	40.74%	39.2%	26.99%	Experienced, but with room to grow
Gayness	20.37%	77.82%	46.1%	Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant	83.33%	86.54%	83.97%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	92.06%	86.86%	80.89%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	74.49%	89.74%	84.19%	Dipped into depravity
Total Score	62.74%	73.62%	63.35%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

This one was fun, but I'm just giving the link, because it gets redundant if your still reading at this point - http://kleingridonline.com/

There were more, but their links don't work anymore :(