If I were

If I were a beginning, I would be: "I am..."

If I were a month, I would be: August

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday

If I were a time of day, I would be: late night.

If I were a planet, I would be: Jupiter

If I were a season, I would be: Summer

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Jelly fish

If I were a direction, I would be: East

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: king-size extra-squishy bed

If I were a sin, I would be: Internet quizzes say Lust

If I were a liquid, I would be: Hot tea

If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: Zombie virus!

If I were a gem, I would be: Sapphire

If I were a tree, I would be: Oak.

If I were a tool, I would be: vice

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: lilac

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: violin

If I were an animal, I would be: Tiger.

If I were an emotion, I would be: satisfaction

If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccolli

If I were a sound, I would be: wind

If I were an element, I would be: Fire.

If I were a car, I would be: Nissan 350 z OR late-50's cadillac eldorado

If I were a song, I would be: “Demolition Lovers" - MCR

If I were a food, I would be: Dinner - steak, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, something green

If I were a place, I would be: Pisgah State Park

If I were a material, I would be: 350+ thread count egyptian cotton

If I were a taste, I would be: rock candy

If I were a scent, I would be: Clinique Happy, or a deep forest

If I were a religion, I would be: lol, I'd need a new one

If I were a sentence, I would be: I'm good.

If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: smile

If I were a subject in college, I would be: psychology

If I were a shape, I would be: circle

If I were a quantity, I would be: non-quantifiable.

If I were a colour, I would be: a very rich blue

If I were a thing, I would be: photo frame

If I were a landmass, I would be: carribean island

If I were a book, I would be: a fantasy novel

If I were a monument, I would be: gravestone

If I were an artist, I would be: me, but better

If I were a collection of poems, I would be: written by Poe

If I were a landscape, I would be: Forest

If I were a watch, I would be: one of the ones I saw in the Carribean with the fdifferent sized&placed numbers

If I were God, I would be: Artemis

If I were a vowel, I would be: A

If I were a consonant, I would be: D

If I were a formula, I would be: a cookie recipe

If I were a Science, I would be: physics

If I were a theory, I would be: something psychological

If I were a famous person, I would be: a rockstar

If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: an mp3 player

If I were sport, I would be: football

If I were a movie, I would be: Nightmare Before Christmas

If I were a cartoon, I would be: Fairly Odd Parents, or Ed, Edd, and Eddy

If I were an explorer, I would be: viking

If I were a scientist, I would be: probably unknown

If I were a relation, I would be: respect

If I were a river, I would be: Nile

If I were intoxication, I would be: well, I'd be intoxication, wouldn't I? That's a dumb one.

If I were alone, I would be: chilling.

If I were a question, then I would be: Does it explode?

If I were a hobby, I would be: inconstant - or reading. is that a hobby?

If I were a habit, I would be: picking my skin

If I were in an atom, I would be: invisible.

If I were an end, I would be: non existent

If I were you, I would be: you. That's another dumb one.